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Wrote this, inspired a mechanic in Virgilina, VA


Once upon a time, way back in the pines in a town called Virgilina
There was a dirty old harlot who was mildly retarded, with an upside down vagina
And on a buggy old day in the month of May, it was just about half past three-
When that nasty old lady had a nasty old baby
And she named it Boris Lee

Boris had a mind of the waterhead kind,
A damn head like a hot air balloon
And his daddy, it was rumored, didn't have a sense of humor,
So they left on an old pontoon
There was nothing they could do, they took Boris to the zoo, and they left him at the ape exhibit
And it was there he was raised in a 50 foot cage,
Eating stale bamboo and biscuits

Well, he grew up mean and he sure caused a scene when he somehow managed to escape!
But they soon found Boris, he was hiding in a forest
With a pig he had found and raped
And we were all surprised when the pig survived, and turned out to have a child to bear-
And the last that I heard, he was not to be disturbed, for he's working in auto care

©Chase Alden Daniel, 2010. All rights reserved.


from No Time For Patience (Deluxe), released March 14, 2017



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Chase Alden Bowes-Daniel South Boston, Virginia

Virginia born & raised guitar player who can turn a phrase. Decent guitar player, good songwriter, vocals like drizzling dogshit.

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